Pam and the Perfect Pillow in the form of Dr. Suess

Pam and the Perfect Pillow in the form of Dr. Suess

Pam was very excited. She had found the Perfect Pillow on the internet. It sounded Perfect, she had to have it. She had the money, it was so fun to shop on the net. The pillow finally arrived and sure enough it was very much like the attributes she thought was the Perfect Pillow. But something, she could not quite put her finger on it,,, something was not perfect about it but maybe after sleeping on it.... uh oh! The next morning sure enough that pillow had that most important attribute but something was missing. She dreamed about what was wrong with the pillow and what was right until she had a full sentence describing a more Perfect Union,, no Pillow. Again she waited for the truck to pull up an leave a package with the new pillow. Ah, there it is, this one surely will be the perfect pillow. And it seemed to be for about another month and then she knew it was not perfect but lacked yet another attribute to make it the Perfect Pillow. Soon in true Dr. Suess form the pillows began to come out of the orifices of the house. Some were forced out the door and some out the windows. Well you get the idea. She said we are going to have to spend some real money to get comfortable pillows. I immediately saw the Dr. Suess story and it gave the end of the story. Since she had to have the perfect pillow we would go out on a date to the stores where they sell the most perfect pillows no matter what the cost. So, we decided to go and feel up pillows and if and when we find the Perfect Pillow we would find out exactly the name and number on the tag and write down the price which we expected to be H I G H! And then we would look on the internet during out evening sanctuary time (where we go off in wonder like in "The Cave" poem by Paul Rahn  

 I walked in the bedroom, the window was open, I heard as though a tornado was passing in Carthage. I listened until it became faint. Then I laid down and began to feel a shaking like a huge volcano as far away as the Mississippi or even Yellowstone 😉SHIVER ME TIMBERS CAPTAIN!